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Written by Johma
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Here's a really cool cheezy quote from the pros. Hope you like it
Professional Cheesy Quotes
Nurse:
"i'll take care of you for the rest of your life basta ba forever ka ng nakaconfine sa puso ko."
Engineer:
"gagawa kita ng malaki at matibay na bahay basta ba sa pagpasok mo handa ka ng maging bahagi ng buhay ko."
Lawyer:
"simple lang sasabihin ko. Oo o Hindi lang sagot,papayag ka ba magpakulong sa mundo ko sa salang pagnanakaw ng puso ko."
Tambay:
"wala akong maipapakain sayo,pero isa lang ang pangako ko. ikaw lang kakainin ko..."
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Ayos ba? What do you think of these Cheesy banat of these professionals? I go for the Tambay! In fact I've used this line before and it works. Its got just enough green in it but funny. Which one do you like?
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Written by Elay
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Naked in The Garden
Jem is an avid gardening enthusiast. One day while tending to her backyard vegetable garden, she noticed that her tomatoes wouldn't ripen , no matter how much fertilizer she placed. In her frustration she asked her neighbour Bea what she could do about it.
Bea advises her,"Tonight, when the moon is full, walk through your garden naked. Your tomatoes will feel embarrassed and turn red. You'll see the morning after." Jem is surprised but deceides to give it a try anyway.
The following day Bea asked her what happened and Jem replies "I'm not sure if I did it right" "Why, what happened this morning?" Bea asked.
"Coz when I woke up this morning to check the tomatoes nothing happened." Jem immediately adds "But check out my Eggplants! Their all seven inches longer!"
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Did you like this Funny Pinoy joke? Search for other funny jokes of the day, funny joke stories, funny joke riddles here. Look around and have fun!
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Written by CupC
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This is new - Heres a Funny Bobong Joke when Bobong was in grade 3 for the 3rd time. Hahaha, he's gonna kill me if he finds out I squeeled on him. Yeah you got it right, its his 3rd take and still he was making material for a lot of funny pinoy jokes.
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Science teacher asks her class about the previous lesson on body parts...
Teacher: Class what body part is it that if you do not have, you will not be able to see.
The whole class was raising their hands to answer the teachers simple question, except for one. Yes you got it it was Bobong. So the teacher calls Bobong.
Teacher: Okay Bobong, what is the answer...?
Bobong: Uhmm.. maam what is the question again?
Teacher: just one last time Bobong (a bit annoyed already)...what part of the body is it that when you lose it you will not see?
Bobong: Ahh yes maam I know the answer. Its EARS!
The whole class laughs at Bobong's answer
Teacher: Bobong what are you talking about? Why EARS?
Bobong: Coz teacher... if I lose my EARS, my glasses will fall off and I will not be able to see!
Ahh... Uhmmm.... Okay..... Sige na nga!
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Now you know why he had to take grade 3, three times. I'm glad though coz this makes for some really funny pinoy jokes today. Thanks Bobong for all the laughs! Peace man!
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Written by alex
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Kala nyo kayo lang may Bobong joke? Bobong likes traveling whenever he can. Here's a funny Pinoy joke about Bobong getting sick in one of his trips with CupC.
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Bobong just came home from a wild vacation in China. He felt ill, so he immediately went to Doctor Frank, his family doctor, who immediately confines him in the hospital. In the room he falls asleep and is awakened by the ringing of his celphone...
Bobong: Heyow poh. (huh? jejemon? mukhang may sakit nga)
Doc Frank: Bobong, sorry pare, but I have to let you know you have caught the Bird Flu
Bobong : Bad trip Doc! You need to find a cure please!
Doc Frank: Pre you just eat well. The nurses will bring you Bacon, Ham, Pizza Cookies...
Bobong: Huh! How will that help cure my condition?
Doc Frank: Pre, di yun cure sa bird flu. Takot lang kami pumasok sa room, eh yun lang ang kasya sa ilalim ng pinto. (Those are the only food that can fit under the door.)
Ngeek... mga duwag! Poor Bobong, even the doctor doesn't want to see him. Till next time.... Do you have a funny pinoy joke? Share mo naman!
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Written by CupC
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Here's a funny pinoy joke about Bobong going up the zigzag roads to Baguio. My friend Bobong and his antics are a favorite topic of mine for funny pinoy jokes,. Hope you like this one!
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Bobong was driving his top down VolksWagen Cabriolet to Baguio to break in the engine after overhauling. On the way up along Kenon Road he saw a uber sexy woman driving a motorcycle pass by the opposite lane. The woman looks at Bobong and starts yelling “ Baboy! Baboy!”
Enraged by the womans sudden outburst which insulted Bobong wildly he yelled back “Bitch ka! Hayop!” and gives her the finger as he turns the curve... suddenly he swerves and crashes his car as a herd of Pigs were crossing the road.
Buti nga! Pa mcho kasi! Ayaw makinig sa babae eh! Right Girls!
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Want more funny pinoy jokes about Bobong and his misadventures? Look around or share some of your own funny Pinoy jokes.
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Cellphones, Computers and Whatnots
The mobile phone or popularly known as the cellphone is one technology that has changed the way of life of lots of people. Coming from the mobile pager to the early cell phone units that looked like telephones you could lug around and then the cellphones that were as large as calculators. But these days the cellphone can be used together with laptops to make overseas calls using your computer and cellphones that are practically small computers all together. Nevertheless the mobile phone has been and will be with us until someone thinks of something new.
Just this morning, I read on the newspaper that sending text messages causes a radiation that is cancerous. This is why we strongly suggest this to everyone.... stop reading newspapers.
Even jailbirds have cellphones these days. There was this one convict Jojo, while in jail, got a call from some friend, who was complaining about low network. This friend of Jojo was fed up with low quality voice and finally asked him, "How many bars are there in your cell?
Cellphone units evolve so fast it seems every 3 months or so your unit would be passe. Here are the 3 laws for buying a cellphone. 1) Dont buy a new cellphone. 2) If you do buy a new cellphone, dont save contacts on the phone unit. 3) If you do save contacts on the phone unit, buy a new cellphone and save your contacts on the sim this time, your other phone would be out of date already by this time. Correct!
What do you get if you cross a computer with a ballet dancer? The Netcracker suite. Hey, this is supposed to be all about cellphones, why'd that computer joke get in here. Well while at it here's another one.....
What happens if you cross a midget and a computer? You get a short circuit! (I just noticed that computer jokes seem funnier!)
So much for cellphones, computers and technology! Life is funny, what we do in it is funnier. Look around have fun!
Oh just one more... Where does an elephant place its cellphone? Where else? In its trunk!
Have a nice day everyone!
